Po’ Key Man A Go Go: Electric Boogaloo… It Doesn’t Work Like That Anymore… Life, Redheads, Frozen Waffles, And 80-Year-Old Cock Blocks… Death March 2016… Drinking Customs… I Wanted To Believe, But Not Anymore… A Refreshing Summertime Drink… Family Notices Father Is Dead After More Than Two Weeks The Golden Age Of Nostalgia… I’m Waving At Fat… Der Blogginator… These Are The Times… Hunger Games My Muscular Buttocks… It’s Not Me, It’s You… Size Matters… Dancing, So As Not to Be Dead… Super Moon… “Teh Twitter”… It’s Called COMMON SENSE, Dumba$$… So This SPAM And A Parole Officer Walk Into A Bar… It’s A Pandemic (Pan Not Included)… Best Of Album… Raiders of the Lost Fart… Talkin’ Sh*t… FYI… Git In The Kichin, And… Awww, Dad! The Gramling Party… Support Your Local Paperback Writer… Dippity Drink… In Keeping With… Hopping Coffins… Gunnahdoo… Raccoons And Twinkies… Eat At Merp’s… My Job Here Is Done… Hallucinogenic Habaneros… Girls With Guns… Y, That’s Why… REWIND: Notice The Artist’s Use Of Color… INDUCEMENTS! Where’s Majestic A, B, C? Cats-anova… The Day The Sky Stood Still… Body of Spoof… Just Say No… T-Shirts And Outrage… I Warned You… Deliverance II: Meramec’s Revenge… Walking To Skool… The Wendy City… Hard Software… Sting… Perspective… Whine And Cheese… My Friends And A Truck… Kahllidge… Zen Of K(c)ats… Goodbye To All That… Who Is Evil? Slaughterhouse 13 ½, Or So It Goes… F*ckin’ California… I’m Batperson… OMGIT’SHUGE! Neither Does Murv… Yes, Dear… By Kat, I Think She’s Got It! Cat Crash Fever… Aliens Ate My Wife… On The Inside… Vacation, Had To Get Away… Q&A – The Cheat Sheet… Conversation Stoppers… Yarrrr! What Has Six Legs And Goes Crunch? Disclaimers… Q & A, In That Order… Roolz… The Leading Horse Is White… Killer Plots… Czar Foon-Gee… Stacking The Dex… Playing With Dolls… Going To Another Place… Murv’s Not Here, Man… Here’s Why… Hey Moe, I’m Not Me… Thank You, May I Have Another? 50 Rules For Readers… The Other Guy… Nail Polish And Moral Decline… The Birds And The Bees… Are Those Words In My Pocket… The Girl, The Shoes, And The $750… Lolly, Lolly, Lolly… Food. It’s Really Not That Hard… Insert Holiday Here… $750.00 Later… FAQ Version Elebenty Bazillion… I Have Met The Enemy…

The WillyCon Experience

The Infamous Pseudo-Tweet Travel Blogs Menu

Much like the Mahwage Mini Series, the faux-tweet imaginary Twitter blog entries surrounding my trip to WillyCon XI in Wayne, Nebraska, has earned a position as a highly popular subset of  Brainpan Leakage. Of course, what with these entries being spread out over a few days, folks who are new to this blog have asked for an easier way to follow the thread. So, rather than go back and edit the individual entries to add threaded links, this page is born. If this happens too many times, though, I suppose I’ll need to set up an entire sub-menu (LOL)…

  1. We’re Off To See The Blizzard…
  2. Looks Like Kansas, Smells Like Kentucky…
  3. LED’s, Dorkiness, And The Donner Party…
  4. The Snowman Cometh…
  5. Whoa! Was That A Cow?
  6. And They Call The Wind Eebil…
  7. It’s Dead, Murv…
  8. I’m Flying North Again…
2016 M. R. Sellars