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Feb 05 2011

In The News…

Recently, Her Supreme Evilness, none other than THE E K, tangled with an iceberg that came flying off a flatbed tow truck in front of her while she was motivating the Evil Mobile along the highway. Said iceberg, not knowing with whom it had elected to tussle, was woefully unprepared. While it managed to get in an initial shot, the redhead sallied forth. Because of her amazing display of dominance over flying frozen water, the local news decided to interview her.

HER SUPREME EVILNESS ON THE TOOB

This just goes to show you what I’ve been saying all along – Had E K been on board the Titanic, the damn ship wouldn’t have had the balls to sink.

Personally, I think the Missouri Highway Patrol should give her a “BadAss Beyotch Driving Award” or something. But instead, courtesy of a rather well-known local towing company who couldn’t be bothered to clean off their trucks, we will be going car shopping…

More to come…

Murv

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Do not stare directly into the sun • May the cube be with you • Point blog AWAY from face when opening due to escaping sarcasm
REALLY, DO NOT tease the E K, she's EVIL... Srsly... I once saw her knock down Santa Claus and stomp on his head repeatedly while threatening
him with an ax, all because he didn't bring her what she wanted for Christmas. I'm not kidding. There are pictures: E K Torturing Santa

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